Funny

 Funny

1)“I’m supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I’ve flunked more often than not. I’m very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don’t understand them.” — Frank Sinatra

2)“Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.” — Joseph Conrad

3)“The reason women don’t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.” — Phyllis Diller

4)“A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous.” — Coco Chanel

5)“Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.” — Nicole Hollander

6)“God gave women intuition and femininity. Used properly, the combination easily jumbles the brain of any man I’ve ever met.” — Farrah Fawcett

7)“By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacation-less class.” — Anne Morrow Lindberg